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    I have no sympathy whatsoever...

    Bullfighter Gets Gored In The Rectum

    Mexican torero Antonio Romero suffered a foot-long laceration of his rectum and anus after being gored by a 1,160-pound bull named Caporal Sunday in Mexico City. A doctor who treated Romero told the press:

    [L]a cornada es muy grave, muy seria, una lesión muy, muy severa en la región ano-rectal. Una cornada de muchísima energía que destroza completamente el esfínter anal y lesiona de manera muy grave el recto.

    That is, in English, a “very serious, very severe injury” that completely destroyed Romero’s anal sphincter and caused grave injury to his rectum.

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    Bummer!!
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by stvnsprngr Click here to enlarge
    I have no sympathy whatsoever...

    Bullfighter Gets Gored In The Rectum

    Neither do I.

    You play with fire - Ya get burned.

    What do these guys expect?



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    Talk about doing a job that bursts your arse...

    Somebody is going to be on a liquid diet for a while.
    Can you imagine the terror of feeling his first fart brew up after that?
    or even the nervous uncertainty of his first bowel movement after he was stitched up like a mail sack


    Then again, fair's fair.... he stuck something sharp and painful into the bull and the bull returned the gesture!
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    To quote the old joke....

    Rectum
    Didn't do it much good.
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    I have heard of "taking one for the team",but this is ridiculous!.

    Oh well,if you want to play with bulls,what do you expect?.

    No sympathy here.
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    I wonder if his wife, Sed sumfing like see "thats wot it feels like!"
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    I can feel the pain course through him
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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by badpenny Click here to enlarge
    Can you imagine the terror of feeling his first fart brew up after that?


    Good thing I wasn't drinkin anything when I read your comment, as it surely would've shot right out my nose! Click here to enlarge


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    Click here to enlarge Originally Posted by 4thDoctor Click here to enlarge
    Good thing I wasn't drinkin anything when I read your comment, as it surely would've shot right out my nose! Click here to enlarge

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    My wife knows the feeling. But not with drink though.
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    And I thought gerbils were bad....
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